Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Wind of Healthy Humor Quote


Wind of healthy humor forces fatigue clouds to do merry dance.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Quote about Creation




Don't create when imitate and imitate when create.Just be yourself.
It's a good start.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Quote About Being Brave



You are brave only then when you got so much too loose
but you keep on going no matter what happens next.




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Thursday, August 7, 2014

Quote about Cleavage



For great look of your shiney hair that goes over your tempting 
shoulders remember one trick
cleavage.


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Sunday, July 20, 2014

Thoughts about Making Love

I've heard  that when man is making love a lot , he is becoming more forgetful.
 Now I do not know who told me that.



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Sunday, July 13, 2014

Friday, July 11, 2014

Thoughts about Light

Just in case you are still wondering.
You can always trust the light.
It will never bring you down.


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Saturday, July 5, 2014

Thoughts about Love

A once in a lifetime you said to love someone
and  remember  it all lifetime.
And to someone every day you tell  the same
and nothing. C'est la vie.



Nekog jednom u životu nazoveš ljubavi
i to pamtiš čitav život.
Nekome svaki dan govoriš isto
i ništa.C'est la vie.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Quote about How To Come To Yourself

Come to yourself 
when you got 
nowhere to go.

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Friday, June 27, 2014

Thoughts about Soul and Love

Soul is like a love.
Like everyone knows it,
Like everyone have it,
but no one knows where !




Duša je kao ljubav
kao svi je imaju i znaju
a niko je ne poznaje
i zna gde je.


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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Quote about Most Men


Most men have the same kind of woman
Blonde, good butt and chest and then let's talk further.
Do not worry, brunette, brown, and other
because such men are like that , they
always easy
change their mind.

Većina muškaraca ima isti tip žene
Plava,dobra pozadina i grudi pa hajde onda da pričamo dalje.
Ne brinite crnke,smeđe i ostale
zato što muškarci kakvi su takvi su ali
uvek  lako
promene mišljenje.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Thoughts about I read somewhere



I read somewhere that parting in the right place can help
me to look five years younger.
And now I'm thinking where to put it.

Pročitao sam negde da razdeljak na pravom mestu pomaže
da izgledam pet godina mlađe.
I sad razmišljam gde da ga stavim.


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Monday, June 16, 2014

Quote about People Who Did not Met You Yet

Do not be afraid of the world.
Let the world be afraid of you,
there are so many people who did not met you yet.


Ne plaši se sveta,nek se svet plaši tebe.
Tamo je puno ljudi koji te još ne poznaju.


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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Thoughts about The End of the World

Yesterday I was in the nature on the top of the mountain.
 At Similar places in Europe people would pay to visit
but here it is simply called The end of the world.


Juče sam bio u prirodi na planini.Na sličnom mestu u Evropi
ljudi bi plaćali da dođu a kod nas se to prosto zove Vukojebina.



Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Quote about Ship of Life

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Ship of life without  burden caused by
work  becomes a toy of every wind.

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Saturday, May 24, 2014

Thoughts about Rivers

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Rivers are just like life.
All the junk you put in it
always get back to you.



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Reke su kao život.
Svako đubre koje ubaciš
u nju obavezno ti se i vrati.

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Sunday, May 18, 2014

Quote about What Makes us Stronger



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Our difference makes us stronger.
Our belief makes us determinated.
Come together.

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Monday, May 12, 2014

Dobar muž

Poželjno je da dobar muž bude:
Duhovit
Odan
Briljantan
Angažovan
Razuman
Kreativan
Uporan
Radoholik
Ambiciozan
Cenjen
kad ne poseduje neku od navedenih vrlina
potrebna su mu prva slova iz svakog reda.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Dreamers night and day

The night is longer only  for dreamers .
The day is longer for those who make their dream come through.


Noć je duža od dana za one koji sanjare.
Dan je duži od noći za one koji svoje snove ostvaruju.


Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Quote

So clever they are when are writing quotes.
They read,write and understand themselves.

Pametni brate ovi aforističari.
Pišu čitaju razumeju sami sebe.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Value at first sight

We are living in time when you are smoking Rave
everybody thinks that is your worth.

Živimo u vremenu gde kad pušiš filter 57
svi misle da si toliko i vredan.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Respect Your Fathers Quote

Respect your fathers.They are the best free servants you'll ever have.

Funny Jokes Women

Please never praise your wife in society.All women will be anvy.Every man would like to check that.

Funny Quote People

People are going out but they can be without sex at home too.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Quote about Habits

Habits are the best glue.They hold couples together long after love has gone.

Quote about Google Plus


G+ because time isn't going to kill itself.

Top Secret Quote


Top Secret
.Our government promised us better days.They wont say when.They think it will be nice surprise.

Unforgettable

"Unforgettable" is my name for beautifull flowers.Once you cherrish them with love its blossom can be seen
even on the hardest stones.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Men are Nervous

Men are nervous when:
-They have a girl
-They don't have a girl
-Until they get a girl
Otherwise men are simply OK.
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Saturday, March 15, 2014

Thats True


Today I was walking down the street and
then suddenly beautifull girl aproaches me.
She said:" Sorry,I thought that that you were
someone else!"
I said to her:" You are right I am someone else.Thats true."

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Voting of the Dogs



If they would have a chance dogs will vote
for someone who feeds them.
People are voting according their own stupidity.
Dogs are smarter.

Monday, March 10, 2014

Zarezi

Stavim,zarez,gde,god,hoću,
al,ponekad,stavim, ti,i, tačku.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Izbori 16 marta

Danas je  15 mart a
malosutra su izbori
nakon kojih će nam
biti bolje.Opet.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Ljubav je

Ljubav jeste bila i ostaće
unižavanje ega u korist
emocije koja donosi
mnogo više a što je
na prvi pogled
nevidljivo.

Monday, March 3, 2014

Specijalni Sud

Kada zelite da budete vidjeni na televiziji
 samo prodjite pored Specijalnog suda.
Kad zelite da budete stalno na televiziji
prirudruzite se onima tamo. 

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Frizerska Mafija

Od svih mafija za žene je najgora
frizerska mafija! Moraš da se najaviš
par dana unapred.Kad te završi, dobro da častiš!
U gradu te gledaju kao da te ne poznaju.
A ne daj bože kad ti dođe na posao a trebaš joj da je ne propustiš
preko reda.

Friday, February 28, 2014

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Monday, February 17, 2014

Sijalice i Žarulje

Daklem žarulje žare bolje od žigica,
a sijalice svetle bolje od šibice.
Meni je to sve isto ali opet vidim
ima velike razlike .

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Nezaljubljenost

Srećan Vam prvi dan nezaljubljenosti.
Jedan je dan zaljubljenosti.
364 dana je onih koji vole.
Dosta više sa tim foliranjem.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Čišćenje Kuće

Kad bi naše žene čistile kuću
kao što čiste istoriju pretrage
na internetu bio bi to baš lep gest!

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Kompleks

Uvek kažem ono što mislim!
Otvoren sam i nemam nikakav kompleks.
Ali biću iskren do kraja, što da vas lažem,
imam mali kompleks
nekih apartmana na moru.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Staklorezac

Mak'se sa televizora nije ti tata staklorezac-često su mi govorili nekad!
Mak'se sa televizora nije ti tata staklorezac-često sada ja govorim.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Mudrosti

Više se mudrosti skupilo u maloj biblioteci nego na facebook-u
i twitter-u zajedno.Džabe vam sve,isčlanite se iz stranaka
učlanite se u biblioteke jer od nule mora da se počne.

Friday, February 7, 2014

Kratko o Ženama

Bez obzira ispod koje se maske krila.
Tvoja žena je u suštini obično ljudsko biće.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Нисам Граматичар

Нисам граматичар!
Од незнам дође ми дидем думрем.

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Глуп,глупљи

Глуп
Глупљи
Гледа РТС
Гледа РТС и плаћа претплату.

Friday, January 31, 2014

Marš u Sobu

Pazite kad dete kažnjavate i kažete mu:"Marš u sobu"!
Tamo mu je bolje nego u dnevnoj.
Prvo ima svoju sobu.
Drugo ima i kompjuter.
Treće ima i telefon sa android aplikacijama.
Četvrto tu je i neki TV.
Peto i naravno tablet.
I obezbeđen bežični internet.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Normalno Roditeljstvo

Roditelji lažu svoju decu da bi ih pripremili
na ono što će država da im radi.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Brak

Ni sam ne znam koliko sam godina u braku.
Moja žena pamti svaku.
Da li me toliko mrzi?

Friday, January 3, 2014

Za Božić Političarima Želim

Za  božić političarima želim da ih nema.
Da nemaju ni za prase a bogami i ni za gajbu piva.
Jer su toliko omogućili svojim građanima.