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Wind of Healthy Humor Quote

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Wind of healthy humor forces fatigue clouds to do merry dance.

Quote about Creation

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Don't create when imitate and imitate when create.Just be yourself. It's a good start.

People are always talking

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People are always talking with their eyes some do not recognize that.

Quote About Being Brave

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You are brave only then when you got so much too loose but you keep on going no matter what happens next. Check other Quotes and Thoughts by Miki O Brad and share what you like

Quote about Cleavage

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For great look of your shiney hair that goes over your tempting  shoulders remember one trick cleavage. Check other Quotes and Thoughts by Miki O Brad and share what you like

Thoughts about Making Love

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I've heard  that when man is making love a lot , he is becoming more forgetful.  Now I do not know who told me that. Check other Quotes and Thoughts by Miki O Brad and share what you like

Quote about Time That I Don't Have

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I ain't got no time that you don't love me. Nemam ja vremena da ti  mene ne voliš.

Thoughts about Light

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Just in case you are still wondering. You can always trust the light. It will never bring you down. courtesy of Canva Check other Quotes and Thoughts by Miki O Brad and share what you like

Thoughts about Love

A once in a lifetime you said to love someone and  remember  it all lifetime. And to someone every day you tell  the same and nothing.  C'est la vie. Nekog jednom u životu nazoveš ljubavi i to pamtiš čitav život. Nekome svaki dan govoriš isto i ništa.C'est la vie.

Quote about How To Come To Yourself

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Come to yourself  when you got  nowhere to go. courtesy of Canva team Check other Quotes and Thoughts by Miki O Brad and share what you like

Thoughts about Soul and Love

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Soul is like a love. Like everyone knows it, Like everyone have it, but no one knows where ! Duša je kao ljubav kao svi je imaju i znaju a niko je ne poznaje i zna gde je. Check other Quotes and Thoughts by Miki O Brad and share what you like

Quote about Most Men

Most men have the same kind of woman Blonde, good butt and chest and then let's talk further. Do not worry, brunette, brown, and other because such men are like that , they always easy change their mind like you do too.

Thoughts about I read somewhere

I read somewhere that parting in the right place can help me to look five years younger. And now I'm thinking where to put it. Check other Quotes and Thoughts by Miki O Brad and share what you like

Quote about People Who Did not Met You Yet

Do not be afraid of the world. Let the world be afraid of you, there are so many people who did not met you yet. Check other Quotes and Thoughts by Miki O Brad and share what you like

Thoughts about The End of the World

Yesterday I was in the wild nature.  At the top of the mountain.  At Similar places in Europe people would pay to visit but here it is simply called The end of the world.

Quote about Ship of Life

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****************************************** Ship of life without  burden caused by work  becomes a toy of every wind. ******************************************

Thoughts about Rivers

******************* Rivers are just like life. All the junk you put in it always get back to you. ******************* *********************

Quote about What Makes us Stronger

************************** Our difference makes us stronger. Our belief makes us determinated. Come together. *************************

Dobar muž

Poželjno je da dobar muž bude: D uhovit O dan B riljantan A ngažovan R azuman K reativan U poran R adoholik A mbiciozan C enjen kad ne poseduje neku od navedenih vrlina potrebna su mu prva slova iz svakog reda.

Dreamers night and day

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The night is longer only  for dreamers . The day is longer for those who make their dream come through.

Quote

So clever they are when are writing quotes. They read,write and understand themselves. Pametni brate ovi aforističari. Pišu čitaju razumeju sami sebe.

Value at first sight

We are living in time when you are smoking Rave everybody thinks that is your worth. Živimo u vremenu gde kad pušiš filter 57 svi misle da si toliko i vredan.

Love Humor Quote

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Love is hunted by humor. If you don't have money you know now.

Imagination Dark Quote

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If you are not afraid of the dark then your imagination sucks.

Girl Quote

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She is an honest girl.She slept in hundreds of houses and nothing is ever stolen.

Love Quote

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Making love to younger women is an awesome time machine for middle aged man.

Wisdom Quote Never Look Back

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Never look back nothing ever changed there.

Respect Your Fathers Quote

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Respect your fathers.They are the best free servants you'll ever have.

Funny Jokes Women

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Please never praise your wife in society.All women will be anvy.Every man would like to check that.

Funny Quote People

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People are going out but they can be without sex at home too.

Quote about Habits

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Habits are the best glue.They hold couples together long after love has gone.

Quote about Google Plus

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G+ because time isn't going to kill itself.

Top Secret Quote

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Top Secret .Our government promised us better days.They wont say when.They think it will be nice surprise.

Unforgettable

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"Unforgettable" is my name for beautifull flowers.Once you cherrish them with love its blossom can be seen even on the hardest stones.

Men are Nervous

Men are nervous when: -They have a girl -They don't have a girl -Until they get a girl Otherwise men are simply OK. -

Thats True

Today I was walking down the street and then suddenly beautifull girl aproaches me. She said:" Sorry,I thought that that you were someone else!" I said to her:" You are right I am someone else.Thats true."

Voting of the Dogs

If they would have a chance dogs will vote for someone who feeds them. People are voting according their reasons. Dogs are smarter.

Zarezi

Stavim,zarez,gde,god,hoću, al,ponekad,stavim, ti,i, tačku.

Izbori 16 marta

Danas je  15 mart a malosutra su izbori nakon kojih će nam biti bolje.Opet.

Ljubav je

Ljubav jeste bila i ostaće unižavanje ega u korist emocije koja donosi mnogo više a što je na prvi pogled nevidljivo.

Specijalni Sud

Kada zelite da budete vidjeni na televiziji  samo prodjite pored Specijalnog suda. Kad zelite da budete stalno na televiziji prirudruzite se onima tamo. 

Frizerska Mafija

Od svih mafija za žene je najgora frizerska mafija! Moraš da se najaviš par dana unapred.Kad te završi, dobro da častiš! U gradu te gledaju kao da te ne poznaju. A ne daj bože kad ti dođe na posao a trebaš joj da je ne propustiš preko reda.

Čipkane Čarape Haiku

Ona nosi seksi čipkane čarape u izlogu na plastičnoj nozi.

Humor Vetar

Vetar zdravog humora natera oblake umora da veselo plešu.

Sijalice i Žarulje

Daklem žarulje žare bolje od žigica, a sijalice svetle bolje od šibice. Meni je to sve isto ali opet vidim ima velike razlike .

Nezaljubljenost

Srećan Vam prvi dan nezaljubljenosti. Jedan je dan zaljubljenosti. 364 dana je onih koji vole. Dosta više sa tim foliranjem.

Čišćenje Kuće

Kad bi naše žene čistile kuću kao što čiste istoriju pretrage na internetu bio bi to baš lep gest!

Kompleks

Uvek kažem ono što mislim! Otvoren sam i nemam nikakav kompleks. Ali biću iskren do kraja, što da vas lažem, imam mali kompleks nekih apartmana na moru.

Mudrosti

Više se mudrosti skupilo u maloj biblioteci nego na facebook-u i twitter-u zajedno.Džabe vam sve,isčlanite se iz stranaka učlanite se u biblioteke jer od nule mora da se počne.

Kratko o Ženama

Bez obzira ispod koje se maske krila. Tvoja žena je u suštini obično ljudsko biće.

Нисам Граматичар

Нисам граматичар! Од незнам дође ми дидем думрем.

Глуп,глупљи

Глуп Глупљи Гледа РТС Гледа РТС и плаћа претплату.

Marš u Sobu

Pazite kad dete kažnjavate i kažete mu:"Marš u sobu"! Tamo mu je bolje nego u dnevnoj. Prvo ima svoju sobu. Drugo ima i kompjuter. Treće ima i telefon sa android aplikacijama. Četvrto tu je i neki TV. Peto i naravno tablet. I obezbeđen bežični internet.

Normalno Roditeljstvo

Roditelji lažu svoju decu da bi ih pripremili na ono što će država da im radi.

Brak

Ni sam ne znam koliko sam godina u braku. Moja žena pamti svaku. Da li me toliko mrzi?

Za Božić Političarima Želim

Za  božić političarima želim da ih nema. Da nemaju ni za prase a bogami i ni za gajbu piva. Jer su toliko omogućili svojim građanima.