Monday, April 28, 2014

Love Humor Quote

Love is hunted by humor.
If you don't have money you know now.

Imagination Dark Quote

If you are not afraid of the dark then your imagination sucks.

Girl Quote

She is an honest girl.She slept in hundreds of houses and nothing is ever stolen.

Love Quote

Making love to younger women is an awesome time machine for middle aged man.

Wisdom Quote Never Look Back

Never look back nothing ever changed there.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Respect Your Fathers Quote

Respect your fathers.They are the best free servants you'll ever have.

Funny Jokes Women

Please never praise your wife in society.All women will be anvy.Every man would like to check that.

Funny Quote People

People are going out but they can be without sex at home too.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Quote about Habits

Habits are the best glue.They hold couples together long after love has gone.

Quote about Google Plus

G+ because time isn't going to kill itself.

Top Secret Quote

Top Secret
.Our government promised us better days.They wont say when.They think it will be nice surprise.


"Unforgettable" is my name for beautifull flowers.Once you cherrish them with love its blossom can be seen
even on the hardest stones.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Men are Nervous

Men are nervous when:
-They have a girl
-They don't have a girl
-Until they get a girl
Otherwise men are simply OK.