Thursday, October 31, 2013

Stari Grci

Stari grci su idiotima nazivali sve one koje se nisu
bavili politikom.Nisu ni bili svesni koliko će to
biti tačno danas u Srbiji.

Signature


The signature always reveals persons character
but sometimes it also reveals persons name .

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Ručak Recept

Kad sam bio dete doručak,ručak a
posebno večera imali su zajednički naziv
jedi ili idi na spavanje.

Strogo Poverljivo

Kako živimo to je državna tajna.
Od čega živimo to je poslovna tajna.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Živite da bi umr-li

Da nam vesti iz sata u sat nisu potrebne siguran sam a uveren sam u to nakon dve skore smrti:Jovanke Broz i Tijanića .Moje lično saučešće porodici i ožalošćenima.Iz sata u sat ista objava iritirajuće i degutantno deluje ponavljanje da sam u jednom trenutku i pomislio logički sad je umro pa oživeo pa umro i tako u krug.Smrt je i dalje vest koja prodaje vesti.Morbidno!Opet vam svima želim da živite tako i da budete slavni kao Lu Rid i kad umrete da vam se dele slike društvenim mrežama cela dva dana,e to je uspeh.Natrpani dnevnim poslovima i malo plaćeni stanovnici Srbije kao što sam takav i ja sam napadnuti smo negativnošću sa svih strana tako da nam i smrt izgleda ironično.Blago nama sa našim medijima a naši mozgovi neka su tu gde jesu jer za bolje i nisu.


Monday, October 28, 2013

Peglativ

Novi padež u srpskom jeziku koji označava trpnu
nameru promene koja je potrebna da se izvrši
nad osobom koja nije dovoljno uverena u
čvrstoću vašeg stava ili aduta.

Uspomene

Mislim da je jedini razlog zašto se ljudi okreću uspomenama taj što je to jedina stvar koja se ne menja
dok je sve drugo oko nas promenljivo. 

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Zabrinuti Ud Srbije- Satirična Pesma

Sve neki sudovi što ih vode neki udovi.
Bože, šta smo dočekali pa je naš sud mali.
Neki ud iz daljine hoće ovde sve da skine.
Kako ne bi kad ovde sve muči plata i
kredita rata.

Naš se ud uz sav trud brine kako taj teret sa
sebe da skine.Reklama je jaka zna se.
Ud tablete guta da bi stavio nešto poda se.
Agonija! Otpor pruža i ne da se lako jer da
padne obruka se tako.

A opet ovaj iz daljine 'oće ovde sve da skine
i kad skine zna se da stavi poda se.
Nije naš ud lud! Zna on uskoro će doći vreme
kad će ponosno svetom ići i svetske dame ga
neće zaobići.Zdrav otpor pruža dalje i takvu
poruku svima u svetu šalje.

Elektronske Cigare Zaista Pomognu

Elektronske cigare vam zaista pomognu.
Pomognu vam da izgledate kao kreten

Javni Servis Srbije

Javni Servis Srbije
Naše pravo da vas lažemo za sve.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Efekat-Leptira-Mahanje-Krilima

Da li i vi volite kad vam devojka ima istetoviranog leptira
na donjem delu leđa i u
određenim trenucima doživite efekat
koji bih ja nazvao
"mahanje krilima"

Političke Čari

Protiv političara nemam ništa.
Ništa efikasno.

Gramatika?

danasmisenegramatišedanasmisesamopiše

Varijacije u Pet Do Dvanaest

Bolje jedna ali vredna nego pet do dvanaest?
Bolje pet do dvanaest nego jedna posle podne?
Biće ih još samo da se setim svih.

Nikotinski Flasteri

Nikotinski flasteri su odlična stvar
kad ih zalepiš na oči ne možeš
da nađeš cigare.
Kad ih odlepiš.nije ti do ničega.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Novac

Novac je kao riba.
Kad god možeš da  je
upecaš iskoristi priliku.

Uticaj Mafije

Zaista svako može da formira vladu kao što može da bude i
selektor reprezentacije ali predsednik FSS može da bude
samo on.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Habbits are the Best Glue


Habbits are the best glue
they keep couples together
long after the love is gone. 

Obey Stupid People


Always obey stupid people
and observers will not see the
difference.

You are Young


You are young,beautifull and in love.
Do not worry.
Very soon this will be your past.  

Making Love With Younger Woman


Making love with younger woman
is an awesome time machine for
middle aged man. 


World of Politics



World of Politics is one whole special universe
without its black hole.

There is an healthy alternative for Suicide

There is an healthy alternative for sucide.
GET A LIFE. 

Unforgettable is a beautifull flower


Unforgettable is a beautifull flower.
Once you cherish this with love it's
blossom can be seen even on the
hardest stone.

To give to an moron a gun


If you give to an moron a gun
you must supply all of them
otherwise it is not fair. 

You come Back to Me


So you see there is something into you
that always brings you  to come back to me. 

Depression and Obesity

Your diagnose is depression and obesity.
Congratulations you've got desease of rich people.

The Worth of an Kiss


People often underestimate the worth of an kiss.
It is one moment on the lips
but sometimes for weeks in someones head.



Lawyers are Friendly People

All lawyers are friendly people
until they send you the bill.

Wind of healthy humor

Wind of healthy humor forces fatique 
clouds to do merry dance.

Love Hunter


Love is hunted by humor.
If you don't have money
you know now. 

courtesy of Canva team

Well dressed or undressed ?


There are girls which are well dressed.
For some of them should be better to be dressed.
But I mostly like them undressed.

Self Confidence


For me self confidence is
favourite part of woman's body. 

My Sexual Life



If I could compare my sex life by the title of
popular movie that would be Star Wars
1,2,3,4,5
Once you said that I'm done.

Joint Desires


The key  of all ours joint desires
lies on the bottom of the river and
 silently waits for drough to come.

Content on Web


Content is the King.
But copy can become it's
Daddy sometimes. 

It's the Guns

It's the guns that changes the world.
Where USA would be without
nuclear bomb.
.

Come to yourself


When you have nowhere to go
then come to yourself. 

Problems are Irrelevant


You got problems ?!
So what?
Sooon or later you will
run out of them -
And then what?

The Bills are Cool


 Place all your payed bills under the glass of living room table
when guests arrive .That is so cool !

Corruption


All I want is less corruption
or fair chance to develop in
such environment. 

The Best Diet


 The best diet of all .
Sex seven times per day
but at least twice.
It melts fat and still you can
eat whatever you want.

Sheeps and Politicians


Where ever  are the sheeps ,shepherds are thy lords .
Politicians know that.